I am back now in England. My mother has had a new kitchen put in by a young fellow called Craig. Here are some pictures of my mother’s kitchen.

 She got it from B&Q, it took two weeks to put it in. Craig arrived on day one, ripped out the old kitchen and then naffed off for over a week. When I complained to B&Q they said it was because he was afraid of not getting paid, so he left my parents without a kitchen for two weeks. When he finished they gave him two crates of beer for “doing a good job”. He had the brass neck to actually take the beer and drink it. I would have given him a tin of Duraglit to polish his neck with.

And this is my mother

And here’s a picture of a tin of Duraglit.